Summer Lashay
Birthday: July 5. Height: 5'2". Weight: 180 lbs. Bra: 44JJ. Measurements: 56-32-38.
Hobbies: Crossword puzzles, spending time with family.

Kowabunga! When we saw the sample photos that Summer Lashay sent the studio, several of us hardened tit-lovers were blown out the window, like Bruce Willis in Die Hard. Summer arranged her schedule and visited with us so all of you breast-men could benefit from the sight of her ginormous goodies. When Summer's magazine spread hit stores, an editor actually received a telephone call from a tit-man overcome by the sheer force of Summer's treasures. "The first things I look at when I meet a man are his tongue and his lips," Summer said about guys. "If he doesn't have a good tongue and doesn't know how to use it, forget it." "My ideal man is intelligent, in good health and isn't lazy. He also has to have some interests other than sex." That counts us out.

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